meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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