It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
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