How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just puked most of my soul out..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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