Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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