i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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