I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Randomize
