But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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