I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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