Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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