i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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