I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I will be naked everywhere
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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