Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
this will be a night to untag.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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