Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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