I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I AM VODKA MAN
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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