Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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