i can't believe i had my finger in that
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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