The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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