You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
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Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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