Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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