I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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