ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
