I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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