oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Come back. Shots need mouths.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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