I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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