Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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