he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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