this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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