we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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