the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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