kristin has been a bad kristin
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
