can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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