Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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