these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Who died my cat blue again?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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