Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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