Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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