i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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