Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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