I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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