Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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