Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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