so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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