sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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