Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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