Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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