stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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