HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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