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I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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