And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
look no pants
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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