i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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