Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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