I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Randomize
